I was wandering aimlessly around our local Boots store when my eye casually fell upon a box called 'Voluptuo'!! A natural breast enhancing supplement for fuller, firmer and larger breasts in just 10 weeks. (I would like to point out that I was not purposefully looking for this product and am fully secure with the size of most of my body parts.) But on having seen the box I was intrigued as to what was in it!
What about this for an ingredients list......
Hops, Buckwheat, Oats, Malt, Barley, Rye, Wheat, Maize, Soya!!!
Hang on a minute.....I've seen these ingredients before... in the my local wholefood and eco store 'Urban Evolution' of all places!!
In a BAG OF MUESLI!!! well, most of them anyway!
So ladies, stuff the supplements!! Try a nice bowl of muesli (Buckwheat, Oats, Malt, Barley, Rye, Wheat, Maize) with soya milk washed down with a pint of beer (hops) and you men..... um, you'd better watch out if you're the muesli eating, beer swilling type... It's man boobs for you!!
The positive side effects of these supplements as written on the side of the box were: better nail and hair growth and skin condition, better bowel movements, a positive frame of mind and a feeling of improved fitness - says it all doesn't it?? All from a pint of beer and a good breakfast........
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